So much gold on Craigslist right now

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 01/04/2016 at 21:02 • Filed to: craigslist

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I’m tempted to post each and every car on its own but the mods won’t like that so here they are all at once.

First up is an all-original manual !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . No word on if it’s the turbo.

Next to bat is this 1975 !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , looks pretty pristine and it’s a neat color comb-OH GOD LOOK AT THAT SEAT CLOTH I NEED IT I NEED IT NOW

After that we have an absolutely brand-new looking manual 1987 !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , anyone?

Then there’s this very nice looking !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

If that’s not your style you could get this manual 1.8T !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for an easy $1700.

Lastly we have a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . HIDs & the awful walk-around video the ad links to point to a car you should avoid, so this is a likely CP unless you are itching very badly for one of these.

The video shows a well abused interior and what looks like a broken tach. For your own safety, please turn down your volume before pressing play.

This stuff is all just from a search of <$5000.

jkm7680 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:09

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Contrary to what everyone says, as long as you keep up with routine maintenance these are very reliable.

They go to shit when somebody finds a car they can buy for $1,700 to replace their 1991 Corolla and drives and takes care of it like they did for their ‘91 Corolla. 10,000 mile oil changes anyone?

Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:20

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The Momo Arrows on the Jetta are worth more than the car itself. Nice VW.

Round headlight enthusiast > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:22

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Meanwhile on the local craigslist....

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Round headlight enthusiast 01/04/2016 at 21:25

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Funny thing is I’m on the NE coast. All the cars on my CL should look like that.

Redhondamike > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:28

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That video....

Round headlight enthusiast > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:28

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Huh, that is weird. I’ve never seen a Jetta of that gen anywhere above the Mason Dixon before.

OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680 01/04/2016 at 21:29

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wtf u talkin about, i’ve made it a whole week

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:30

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give that red Land Cruiser I looked another winter or two and it will be just as bad as that ram

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Redhondamike 01/04/2016 at 21:31

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I know.

jkm7680 > OPPOsaurus WRX 01/04/2016 at 21:32

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V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 21:59

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That video is... different

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 23:05

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My parents had one of these before I was born!!! Theirs was burgundy with a white top and burgundy interior. Our dad parked it in the back of our property and let it rust into oblivion as I was growing up until like...1996 when I was 10, then had it hauled off...

I’m not a bit American car fan, but something about that pretty old boat always stuck with me and I always had pangs of sadness and regret seeing it sitting there rotting away as a kid...I still wear one of it’s old keys on my key clip as a memento even today!

Theirs looked like exactly like this one:

http://classiccarsdb.com/chrysler/15313…

BoxerFanatic, troublesome iconoclast. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/04/2016 at 23:07

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Want that Supra. A60 or A70 Supras are nice, I6, manual, rear drive, fastback hatch...

If it were a turbo, it would be mentioned, and would not be marked for 1600$. An 87 is a pre-facelift version, and it looks to be a slick-top version, rather than a targa top car. White is a bit ‘Kenmore’ looking, as well.

pImpOfThePerverse > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/05/2016 at 04:25

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my mother in law lives in hyannis and one year when I went to check on her the brake lines on her malibu had rusted clean through. I found out in the parking lot of her condo when the brake went to the floor. No brakes at all. “Mother in law,” I said, “how long has it been like this?” She said “Oh, i don’t know, I hardly drive it.” It seemed a very cape codder thing to say.

NJAnon > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 01/05/2016 at 20:25

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I saw 1989 Chevrolet Caprice while driving home from work 3 days ago that had looked like it had been repainted properly and had windows/taillights/headlights replaced very well. And I was still thinking to myself “that 28year run of the mill car will fall right out from under that person” 8D